A blue ribbon ChickenHawk named Mitt
Used every type deferment he could get
To stay out of Viet Nam
And avoid serving Uncle Sam
For he supported the war, while he avoided it.
Mitt’s daddy, George, was an exotic ChickenHawk
Born in Mexico of good Mormon polygamous stock
But when the Mexican war began
These Mormons up and ran
To adapt to the rest of their Salt Lake City flock.
Mitt counter-protested those who stood against the war
‘Cause daddy taught him to avoid serving in The Corps
Then a Mormon mission to France
Insured there was no chance
That little Mitt would ever have to face the bloody gore.
When Mitt next became a world class neocon
He made sure his five sons would carry on
The Romney ChickenHawk bloodline
With that yellow Mormon spine
By avoiding service against the followers of the Quran.
So the next time you hear those loud war squawks
When Mitt stands to give his Presidential talks
Remember there’s nary a draftee
In Mitt’s Mormon pedigree
‘Cause he’s from a line of purebred ChickenHawks!
Hat tip to Charles Feney – excellent dude!