Well lookie here. When Governor Bobby Jindal (bj) said “we’re set to change the way we deliver education,” by dumping millions into vouchers for private schools, allota religious types cheers. Jesus is ready to teach the fish/loaves theory and Moses is working on his sea parting curriculum. Amen. Just think, tens of millions of smaller government dollars into the new privatization program, which pays for vouchers that parents can use to send their children to religious schools. Eeeyowers!
BJ (hehe) and his Republican lynch mob, are poised to show THE WHOLE WIDE WORLD that shoe wearin Louisiana teachers, Lot and Ruth, are pillars of salt and can teach calculus … FOR LESS!
ALL HAIL THE REPUBLICAN PLAN TO PRIVATIZE SCHOOLS (trumpets blowing)
….. until the party poopers showed up.
What lice scratchin Jindal didn’t count on was OTHER RELIGIONS wanting the same religious education, voucher freedoms. Religious freedom .. ain’t it grand? WAIT a minute! You mean it ain’t just Christians vouchering with little pay and no benefits, we gotta allow those rag head religious ones to? Oh yes Jasper … an Islamic school was one of 38 institutions approved for the Louisiana school voucher program. ALL HAIL PRIVATE ISLAMIC SCHOOLS!
When you get a room full of feet fetished Republcian sleeze bags, who sweat at the sight of dark skinned people, when these clowns make policy, it’s bound to end in a cluster fuck. Sho’ nuff, out pops a few “get that sharia law shit away from my boy” State sanctioned, Moooslims schools … and Republican lovin – small government – privatize education - DON’T LIKE IT. Not one bit
Rep. Kenneth Havard, R-Jackson, objected to including the Islamic School of Greater New Orleans in a list of schools approved by the education department to accept as many as 38 voucher students. Havard said he wouldn’t support any spending plan that “will fund Islamic teaching.”
“I won’t go back home and explain to my people that I supported this,” he said.
Carter, R-Baton Rouge, said the Islamic school withdrew its request to participate in the voucher program.“They’re not interested. The system works,” he said.
Ahhh .. the joys of religious freedoms … FOR ALL. Toss in a coupla thousand vouchers for Jehovah’s Witness Schools and watch their heads explode.
“It’ll be the Church of Scientology next year,” said Rep. Sam Jones, D-Franklin.
OH BOY … Does Bobby Jindal supports the terrorists?
Enjoy your summer Looooseeeanneee.
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